cOnfUsinG eNgLisH...makE mE headachE!!!!

1. iT Fed Ex and UPS weRE tO mergE, wouLd theY CaLL iT Fed Up ??

2. dO LIptOn tEa empLoyeES TakE coffEE brEaks?

3. iF oLIvE oiL comEs froM oLIvEs, whErE doeS babY oiL comE froM?

4. if pEopLe frOm poLanD aRe caLLeD PoLes, wHy aren'T peopLe froM hoLLanD CallEd hOles?

5. dO INFanTs enjoY inFancY aS MucH aS adULts enJoY adulTerY?

6. whY thE mEaN whO invEsTs aLL uR mOneY CaLLed a brOkeR?

7. iF hOrrIfIc meaNs to MakE horribLe, dOes teRRifiC meaN tO MakE teRRibLe?

8. wHy is iT CaLLeD buiLdinG wheN iT Is aLreadY buiLt?

9. iF uR noT supPOsEd 2 driNk n drIve, theN whY dO BarS HavE parkinG LOTs?

10. iF vEgeTarIaNs eaT vEgeTabLes, wHaT do hUmaniTarIaNs eaT? huMaN??